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Friday, June 27, 2008

A Horror Story

Last night, a friend invited me to go out. We went to bonjour—a cafeteria. While I was sipping my chocolate frappe, he posed a surprising question. With a serious voice, he asked “Pare, how can I tell my girlfriend that I don’t like her facial hair?” I chuckled. Fortunately, I able to managed not to spit out the frappe I was drinking on his face. Then, I said, “When did you start dating men? Are you sure she’s a girl?” He giggled. I thought he got offended. But seriously, I felt his pain.

I don’t know how to help him. I can’t think of a way how to get him out of his hairy horror.

I suggested showing her girlfriend a movie in which a beautiful celebrity is having hair-removal wax strips. And I told him to break to her girlfriend gently that she would be as beautiful as the celebrity if she gave that a try. I also suggested to show some hairy horror photos to her and say “Ok na sana…problema lang may bigote sya.”

In the end, I told him that at least her girlfriend has some kind of hair. Because, wouldn’t it be freakier if she had none—as in no eye brows, eye lashes and all? Sigh. I say this is a very tough dilemma.

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posted by arnie at 5:31 AM

14 Comments:

buti nga facial hairs lang, yung iba, kababaeng tao ayaw mag ahit ng hair sa axilla, LOL.. :D

6:29 AM  

ahahahah,. natawa ko dito. facial hair amp. sbhn nya, "hon, mag ahit ka na kasi di nila malaman kung sino satin lalaki o babae eh..." hahahahah!!

1:55 PM  

waaah! grabe naman yun!
naconscious tuloy ako -_-

3:29 AM  

waaaa... omg! buti na lng ala akong facial hair kahit mabalahibo akong babae, kung nagkataon baka pati bf ko pagisipan ako nang ganyan...eeekkkksss!!!


anyways, suggestion ko, sabihan na nya ang gf nya habang maaga pa...baka humaba pa yan! hehehe, if they really love each other the can fully understand his bf, for gud nman e... papuntahin nay ung gf nya d2 sa Canada... para mapilatan xang mag shave ng facial hair...hehehe, kadiri kc sa mga puti ang balbonic girls e...hihiih

thnx sa pag daan!

btw, wer ok na ng bf ko! salamat sa concern! :)

6:23 AM  

wahaha. that was funny. let us know when he gets out of that predicament. :P

8:27 AM  

after reading this i looked in the mirror. i just noticed my upper lip hairs, and you made me think of bleaching or waxing it. i looked at it again but on the second thought, it's not 'that' so evident naman.

garabe naman si friend mo.. wala kayang madaling way to tell that to a girl unless you're a bit gay! baka ma-horrify si girlfriend nyan. ahahah

12:04 PM  

why bother? hindi ba nya nakita yon bago nya linigawan?
Thanks sa dalaw.

3:36 PM  

LOL. naloka naman ako sa kaibigan mo. tsktsk. Hehe. Kahit ako na babae di ko rin alam kung pano sasabihin sa babae yung ganung bagay. :P

9:37 PM  

may mga babae talagang mga balbon. at may mga lalaki na ayaw sa mga balbon. mahirap no?>

2:01 AM  

pangit talaga sa babae ang may bigote. aside from mapagkamalang lalaki, hormonal imbalance din ata yan. sign of stress.

natatanggal naman e through laser. mga 3 sessions. hahhaa...

sabihin mo sa kaibigan mo try nya ask ang girlfriend kung bagay ba sa kanya ang may bigote. baka umepekto sa girlfriend nya.

dadalasan ko ang dalaw dito .

3:58 AM  

to all:
"maraming salamat sa mga comments!"

@ daniel,
haha..oo nga. may mga kilala ako na babae na may hair sa kilikili.:D pero, nag-aahit naman sila.hehe..

@ tentay,
maganda yang idea mo. mukhang effective..yun nga lang nakaka-offend din. bwahahaha! nice one.;)

@ cathleen,
ok lang..wala ka naman nun e.;)

@veradik,
wow, mabalbon ka pala.:D buti nga at wala ka sa face. ang hirap siguro ng ganon, noh?
haha! tama ka. kelangan nga magdali at baka humaba pa lalo. haha! andami pala mabalbon jan sa canada.
welcome.:D
i am happy for both of you (nyo ni bf).:)

@ yoshke,
natawa talaga ako sa senaryo. :)) ayon, nasabi din nya sa wakas. at nagging honest sya. sinabi nya frankly.:O

@ trina,
nakaka-conscious pala itong post ko. pasensya na ha.. at least, di obvious yung iyo.:D
yup, sobrang hirap talaga nya sabihin..kelangan ng todong lakas ng loob.

@ noime,
oo nga e.. ikaw na babae, hirap.. pano pa ako, lalaki, na mag-advise sa kanya..talagang mental block ako noon. wala akong maisip na maayos na sagot.:O

@ redlan,
hirap nga. pero, ok naman para sa amin ang balbon e...basta, wag lang too obvious..diba?

@ ponchong,
yup, mataas siguro androgen (male hormone) ng mga babae na may ganon. galing ah!;) may laser na pala na pangtanggal noon. salamat sa info, sabihin ko to sa friend ko.
tamang patama yung suggestion mo.. mukhang effective. sana tamaan yung girl.:D
sige...see you next time.:D

PS. andami non ah. Thanks talaga!:D

4:50 PM  

oops...muntik ko ng makalimutan si ate belen.:( sorry...

@ ate belen,
siguro, nabulag si friend. talagang love is blind. at lately nya lang napansin... yun nga lang. dapat love nya yung girl sa kung sino man sya.
You're right.;)

4:53 PM  

teka nga mag aahit din ako natakot naman ako lol.

5:13 PM  

@ tentay,
aba, bakit naman...e wala ka naman facial hair. hehe...

5:22 PM  

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